I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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