hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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