Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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