problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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