Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
