an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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