Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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