Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
