Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just blew my weed a kiss
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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