The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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