We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
That's how pantless uber rides happen
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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