I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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