This show inspires me to have sex in space
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I need a beard to bite.
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