So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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