i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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