never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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