did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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