what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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