i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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