let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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