I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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