why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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