I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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