oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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