even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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