She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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