Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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