If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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