Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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