she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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