Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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