okay pat passed out under dana's car
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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