A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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