They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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