i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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