your room smells of hookers.
And success
I look better un-naked...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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