Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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