Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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