..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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