What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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