Sry I called you an 8
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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