I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
false alarm, still single
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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