Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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