So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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