If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just had sex on a roof
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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