do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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