This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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