shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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