just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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