i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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