When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
