I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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