I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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