I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.