I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you