She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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