My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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