can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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