Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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