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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room

(810): View more from Michigan

Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this

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(613): View more from Ontario

Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

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(214): View more from Texas

bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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(207): View more from Maine

Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.

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(815): View more from Illinois

it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...

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(423): View more from Tennessee

lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout

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